You Can Finally Skip The Line At Dunkin’ Donuts Which Is Big For Humanity

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You Can Finally Skip The Line At Dunkin' Donuts Which Is Big For Humanity

Happy National Donut Day, everyone! Esteemed donut chain Dunkin’ Donuts has devised a way to streamline service and allow your lard ass to skip right to the front of the line.

Per Business Insider:

Dunkin’s new app, available in the App Store or Google Play as “New Dunkin’ Donuts,” allows customers to place on-the-go orders up to 24 hours in advance, skipping the line to pick up the orders inside the restaurant or via drive-thru. Payment is automatic, using the Dunkin’ Donuts card through the app.

The app will help improve two of the most important parts of business at any quick-service chain: increasing speed and reducing mistakes.

I’m all about getting to my donuts in as speedy a manner as humanly possible, and apps like this might just fuck around and change the game. Let’s hope that local donut places follow suit with apps like this, as they are usually far superior to Krispy Kreme and Dunkin’ Donuts.

“This is ground shaking,” Dunkin’ CEO Nigel Travis told Business Insider. “I think it’s the biggest service change since we introduced drive-thru. I’m so excited about this, it’s tough to put it in words.

Chill out, mofo. The Earth will still be spinning tomorrow.

[via Business Insider]

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