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Woman Stabbed For Wasting Queso, This Is Where Society Is At Now

Woman Stabbed For Wasting Queso, This Is Where Society Is At Now

There are some sins in life that are honestly unforgivable. For many, they include cheating on your significant other, cold-blooded murder, or driving under the speed limit in the left-hand lane during rush hour. For one woman in Memphis, it appears that her unforgiveable offense is wasting queso — so much so, in fact, that she stabbed her friend over it. Honestly, I can relate.

An unnamed 41-year-old woman in Memphis stabbed her friend over the weekend when she caught her wasting Rotel, a key ingredient, according to the Austin American-Statesman.

As much as I love a vat of melted cheese, I don’t know that Rotel is worth a stabbing. While I may get into a yelling match over a crockpot full of Velveeta, I would personally save the stabbing for some restaurant-quality queso con chorizo, but to each her own.

In trying to get to the hospital after getting stabbed by her friend, the 35-year-old queso-waster sustained additional injuries in a car accident. Best wishes to the victim while she undergoes surgery, and here’s hoping she learned never to throw away another drop of melted cheese again. You know what they say — don’t cry over spilled milk — but if you lose one drop of queso, hide the knives from your friends.

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Steph W.

The Recruitment Chair is a mid-level employee with a low-level salary and six-figure taste. She realizes her expectations far exceed reality, so she spends her days pinning away Loubs she pretends are in her physical closet instead of her virtual one. Her hobbies include lounging around in leggings and an oversized sweatshirt with a bottle of $14 wine while binge-watching episodes of Game of Thrones and Mad Men, as well as....well, that's really it.

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