People get divorced for a lot of reasons. Infidelity, fraud, “irreconcilable differences,” losing that lovin’ feelin’, not putting out enough. You name it, someone’s probably filed for divorce over it. I have to admit, though, bidding your husband farewell because his peen is too big is a pretty unique and monumental reason to call it Splitsville.
Aisha Dannupawa, of Nigeria, recently did just that. The mother of three—yes, three—filed for divorce from her husband after just one week of marriage, citing that his junk is too big and she just can’t take it anymore. Apparently, round one ended with Dannupawa taking pain meds and thinking it may have just been a fluke, only to have battle the Kraken once more for confirmation that his penis was, in fact, too large.
Let’s take a moment for perspective here: this woman has endured childbirth not once, but thrice. A hat trick. She has pushed people out of her vag, and yet, here we are, proving once more the value of “test drive before you buy.”
Dannupawa told the court that sex was a nightmare and that “instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else, because his penis was too big.” Her husband, Ali Maizinari, neither confirmed nor denied the size of his third leg, but rather went on to tell the same court that he’d be cool with the divorce so long as he was reimbursed for his dowry..
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