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Here Are The Netflix Reviews From Hyper Sensitive Idiots Who Hated “The Wolf Of Wall Street”

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“Rated R for sequences of strong sexual content, graphic nudity, drug use & language throughout, and for some violence.”

That’s how the MPAA rating for “The Wolf of Wall Street” reads. Obviously not at all suited for anyone who is sensitive to any of the above or enjoys writing unnecessarily long vitriol because they voluntarily watched something that is widely considered the raunchiest film of the last 25 years. But since this is America, we are allowed to watch whatever the hell we want and there are parents out there who thought that this nice Martin Scorsese movie about Wall Street investment bankers in the 1990s was going to be anything less than abhorrent, hilarious and over the top.

I mentioned that this is America and since this is America, everyone is offended by fucking everything and must let the entire world how offended they are by everything. This is no more apparent than in the Netflix reviews for “The Wolf of Wall Street.”

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I’m offended that you’re offended.

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Brian McGannon

What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting inappropriately drunk in public.

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