I firmly believe that guys gossip just as much as girls do. Who was a solid lay versus who felt like it was throwing a hot dog down a hallway; who gives the best and worst blow jobs; which ladies have fake boobs as opposed to real melons?
And most of that gossip probably takes place behind closed doors at the frat house, in the locker room, or even at work, because only complete fucking morons would have those kinds of conversations in places where someone – your mom, your girlfriend, your boss – might overhear you. Well, you can now count three members of the Winnipeg police force in that complete fucking morons category, because they broadcasted such a conversation to the entire city – literally.
The three officers were flying a regular patrol route over Winnipeg in their helicopter on Monday evening when residents started reporting that they were hearing some pretty interesting things. Turns out, the officers, who were discussing such topics as oral sex, “too much body hair,” and paying “600 (expletive) dollars a week”, had accidentally turned on the copter’s public address system.
And of course, the Twitterverse exploded:
— Nat (@natncello) June 23, 2015
— Bonnie Gembey (@eastendgrl1) June 23, 2015
— Holly Caruk (@hollyinthecity) June 23, 2015
— #643 (@Mystery643) June 23, 2015
(Ok, I’ll admit I had to google “helicopter blowjob”)
Yesterday, Const. Jason Michalyshen of the Winnipeg Police, whose face clearly says “I can’t believe I actually have to go out and talk about this,” issued at a statement saying that the situation is being reviewed.
Somehow I think those three are doing to be on desk duty for a while. .
[via The Winnipeg Free Press]
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