Check out these dads at a San Diego dance studio being conned into to line dancing with their spawn set to the hit song “Play That Funky Music” by Wild Cherry. Aside from two or three guys in this video, the majority are just going through the motions, probably asking themselves how they got to where they are today. No doubt this class costs a pretty penny too, as it’s in California and I’ve heard that it costs an arm and leg for everything there.
To me, it makes zero sense that a group of dads are line dancing with toddlers.They’re either doing this to get out of the doghouse or they haven’t had sex with their wives in a few months and they saw this as an opportunity to get laid. These guys might as well be corpses. They are shells of their former, childless selves. Watching dead men dance is certainly not swoon-worthy.
You can see it in the limp leg movements. Heads are down, staring at the floor as “Play That Funky Music” blares and babies sob. You want a reality check? A fresh dose of perspective? If you think your life sucks, maybe head down to the “Mommy Mingle, Daddy Dance” class at GroovaRoo Studio in San Diego. Your student loans and 3 week dry streak are nothing compared to the agony that these dads are going through. You go up to any one of those dads out of earshot of their wife and they’ll all be singing the same tune: “If you asked me ten years ago if this would be my life I would have poured a beer on you.”.