My work nickname has stuck and has absolutely nothing to do with me or my real name. PGP.

Flushed my smaller toenail clippers down the toilet today. PGP.

I go on LinkedIn sometimes when I’m at the bar. PGP.

Just avoiding the “Off To College” Snapchat story. PGP.

“So… what are we?” PGP.

“I was referred to you…” PGP

I swear at my laptop. PGP