Shopping online for golf clubs at work. Googled ‘Dicks’ and had a mini heart attack. PGP.

Balancing a heavy workload with heavy drinking. PGP

“Will you sign this card for Jane?” PGP

Trying to get into your car with your access badge after work. PGP.

No one has any idea what I do for a living, and they don’t understand when I tell them, so now I just tell people I’m an accountant and let them think whatever they want. PGP.