Working stock research sales. Trying to become the next billionaire hedge fund manager. Ex-IFC Pres of a Pac 12 school. Enjoys beaches, golf, sunshine, happy hours, and his wife.
It’s called the Filing Cabinet email. Original went something like this:
****,
I sent you some info on ********* for _________, but I haven’t been able to reach you lately.
I’m guessing it must be one of the following reasons:
1. _________ is not on your priority list
2. You are just too busy, but may want to talk in the future
3. Your filing cabinet has fallen on your head and now you are stuck underneath
If the answer is 1 or 2, I’ll make sure not to contact you anymore.
If it’s #3, do you need me to call 911? The phone is in my hand!
Best, XXXX
It’s actually extremely popular for a “hail mary” last chance email. Even hubspot has featured it.
Obviously, this guy kinda fucked it up by ad-libbing his own bs.
Could you imagine Lucas in a formal business setting? What about your cubicle neighbor? Anything happens and this asshole just starts shaking vigorously and screaming at the top of his lungs…..how has he lived to be this old?
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If anyone can find the clip of Maquel getting out of the racecar, let me know.
It’s called the Filing Cabinet email. Original went something like this:
****,
I sent you some info on ********* for _________, but I haven’t been able to reach you lately.
I’m guessing it must be one of the following reasons:
1. _________ is not on your priority list
2. You are just too busy, but may want to talk in the future
3. Your filing cabinet has fallen on your head and now you are stuck underneath
If the answer is 1 or 2, I’ll make sure not to contact you anymore.
If it’s #3, do you need me to call 911? The phone is in my hand!
Best, XXXX
It’s actually extremely popular for a “hail mary” last chance email. Even hubspot has featured it.
Obviously, this guy kinda fucked it up by ad-libbing his own bs.
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Johnny B Goode is #1 followed closely by House Of The Rising Sun.
I do fuck with Indian Outlaw though
Satire.
Got me for a second.
Taking a break from reading the article to google “Unlimited Mimosas Scottsdale” to play this weekend
You’re gay
“On the first day of production…” DAMN! This season was going to be fire.
You missed the fitness/body builder types.
I think 99% of all offices have Mesh Task Chair and 99% of all conference rooms have Realspace Harrington II Highback Chair
Don’t eat breakfast. Wait till about 1pm or 2pm to eat. Helps me.
If you got it, flaunt it. Can’t say I wouldn’t do the same thing
Didn’t mention how Kareem Abdul-Jabbar made everyone look like they were toddlers? He has to be at least 7ft tall right?
Let black pants and/or romper girl meet Todd and steal him from evil Girl.
Name checks out.
Could you imagine Lucas in a formal business setting? What about your cubicle neighbor? Anything happens and this asshole just starts shaking vigorously and screaming at the top of his lungs…..how has he lived to be this old?
Paradise is going to be epic this year.
The chili’s belt is gold.
Cash Back is for the poors.
Chase points are for the 1%
Sure it isn’t just waived for the 1st year? I know my SW, AA, and United cards wave the fee the first year.