TooHungoverForOutlook

I work for a Fortune 500 Company. I'm a 30 year old with a wife that definitely settled, no kids, and a dad body with no intention of changing it. When I'm not working 60 hours a week, I'm grilling, traveling, participating in some activity involving firearms, or slowly turning into my father. You can find me somewhere in Texas, normally with-in sight of the booze.

Member Since 07/27/2015

Not altering my Friday night alcohol consumption even though I’m going in on Saturday. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I still have no clue how we continue to make Fortune’s 100 Best Companies To Work For. PGP

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I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP

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I’m most self-conscience about the abnormally high number of icons on my desktop. PGP.

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That moment when you realize your parents were right. About everything. PGP.

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Constantly forwarding emails I sent to my boss to him again because he’s “pretty sure” he wasn’t copied on it. PGP.

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That death glare from the 5th floor receptionist because she’s starting to realize I only come there to use the cleaner, less crowded bathrooms. PGP.

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My meeting mindset has evolved to “admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations”. PGP.

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I’m fairly certain they just gave out yearly bonuses… There was a company Logo’d Mophie Phone Charger on my desk after lunch. PGP

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My work wife seems more concerned about my drinking than my real wife. PGP.

Post Grad Problems