TooHungoverForOutlook

I work for a Fortune 500 Company. I'm a 30 year old with a wife that definitely settled, no kids, and a dad body with no intention of changing it. When I'm not working 60 hours a week, I'm grilling, traveling, participating in some activity involving firearms, or slowly turning into my father. You can find me somewhere in Texas, normally with-in sight of the booze.

Member Since 07/27/2015

Sipping on that pepto before dining out cause I’m not about that heartburn and indigestion life. PGP.

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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. PGPowerMove.

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I’m worried about my lawn. PGP.

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Having to “get the blessing” before proceeding. PGP.

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Inner voice is saying, “Get fucked.” Outer voice is saying, “Yeah, I’ll come in this weekend to help.” PGP.

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Random, client required drug tests. PGP.

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Most pro athletes are younger than me.

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Afraid to update my LinkedIn profile because it might tip off my employer I’m looking elsewhere. PGP

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My lunch plans consist of stealing a better parking spot.

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I refuse to admit that I’ve outgrown day drinking. PGP.

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