tomlm

Sleeping too late, driving too fast, crushing Excel from dual monitors (no big deal), eating like Unicef left the trucks unlocked, and pretending to be a snob when it comes to single malt.

Member Since 03/24/2015

Trying to motivate subordinates with the Cobra Kai “defeat does not exist in my dojo” chant.

Post Grad Problems

“Is it on Netflix?”

Post Grad Problems

My subordinates have united and developed a strong bond out of a mutual hatred for me.

Post Grad Problems

Didn’t wake up in a new Bugatti because I’m not Ace Hood.

Post Grad Problems