Nah, it’s all about the Friday before Christmas. It’s called Black Eye Friday. You dump your GF and get rowdy with your buddies. The name coming from the black eye you end up recieving when you inevitably hit on someone else’s girlfriend. You then get back together with your girl on New Years and youve successfully avoided holiday relationship responsibilities/planning.
Are we sure this is a chick? There was no particular mention of the author’s gender and based on the mention of a failed hook up with a straight guy in a gay bar in San Fran I guess I just assumed it was a dude?
On the same page over here. Then Madoff hi rays with this and I follow up by reading the Bill Simmons dog article posted below and now I’m just sobbing at the office while googling nearby shelters.
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How about the name change? What prompted that?
A line like that will make a guy fall in love. Or maybe that’s just me.
So do they both have diamond engagement rings? I was wondering this myself.
I appreciate your ongoing commitment to the character
I was thinking the same thing
Dumping a girl because you drunkenly peed in her bed is an absolute power move.
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Nah, it’s all about the Friday before Christmas. It’s called Black Eye Friday. You dump your GF and get rowdy with your buddies. The name coming from the black eye you end up recieving when you inevitably hit on someone else’s girlfriend. You then get back together with your girl on New Years and youve successfully avoided holiday relationship responsibilities/planning.
*know. Damnit.
Guy already has stalkers. That’s how you he’s made it to the big time.
Where does this winter wonderland occur?
Name checks out
YOUTHS!!!
Sup?
Are we sure this is a chick? There was no particular mention of the author’s gender and based on the mention of a failed hook up with a straight guy in a gay bar in San Fran I guess I just assumed it was a dude?
PGPM
The only way to get big calves is to carry around that extra weight. That’s why big dudes always have calves.
**hit us
On the same page over here. Then Madoff hi rays with this and I follow up by reading the Bill Simmons dog article posted below and now I’m just sobbing at the office while googling nearby shelters.
Are any of these actually right-swipe-able? I think I don’t understand women…