Setting private daily meetings on my work calendar at 3 pm to play HQ in the bathroom. PGP.

The client told me they have “competing priorities.” So basically I am at the bottom of the list. PGP.

Typing “shart” instead of “sharp” in an important email. PGP.

Traveling from a cold climate to a warm climate only to be stuck in a conference all day. PGP.

Steering right into holiday food season knowing layering season is right behind it. PGP.

“The new hires are all bright eyed and bushy tailed.” PGP.

“Message cannot be recalled.” PGP.

My work wife quit and it has affected me more than any prior break up. PGP.

Living vicariously through people who put in their two weeks notice. PGP.

“How about that fight?” PGP.