Everyone who thinks they’re a Jim is actually an Andy.

Just watched John Duda Juul inside a restaurant. PGP.

“Please let do not hesitate to reach out if you have any questions.” directly translates to “This conversation is over and I hope to never hear from you again.” PGP.

Left my number on a receipt for the waitress at Applebee’s. Biggest rush I’ve gotten all month. PGP.

“Morning” ……… “See you tomorrow” PGP.

Working for a company with higher turnover than the Trump Administration. PGP.

Staycation week=job interview week. PGP.

Getting reprimanded for putting Last Chance U in the Education section of my company profile. PGP.

Announcing “I’ll keep working on this when I get home” knowing damn well that’s a bold face lie. PGP.

“We’ve reviewed your application and…” No, you haven’t. PGP.