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I'm a Loss Control Rep for an insurance company, residing in the Black Hills. Possibly the most midwestern man alive.

Member Since 06/10/2013

My manager is having a grad party for getting her masters. I didn’t get invited.

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All of my phone calls with coworkers last about 20 seconds, and someone always ends up saying “Just email me that information.”

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I have been asked by every single one of my middle-aged female coworkers if I know Farmer Chris just because I’m from Iowa. PGP.

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Thought I could get away with wearing jeans into our near-empty office today. Still got called into HR. PGP.

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Losing the privilege of working from home. PGP.

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Pushy salesmen trying to close before the end of the year. PGP.

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Mandatory webinar at 6 p.m. PGP.

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Getting a girlfriend was the best decision socially and worst decision financially. PGP.

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Parking my POS car super close to the drivers side of the new corvette in the parking lot. PGPM.

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Someone in HR overheard me telling the interns an embellished sex story from college. Strike one. PGP.

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