A one-year subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club is $215. Griswold was an ungrateful SOB. PGP.

The schools in my area started back today, so my commute time just doubled. PGP.

The words “Spring Break” no longer excite me. Now they just make me dread the possibility of having a daughter. #PGP

That sinking feeling you get when you get up to use the restroom and see the office old guy going in first, newspaper in hand. PGP.

I strive to be the person that LinkedIn thinks I am. PGP.