Got asked in an interview what I’m passionate about and I’ve never been so stumped in my life. PGP.

I’ve been at the office so long, it doesn’t feel like I’m wearing deodorant, anymore. PGP.

Working for a company with higher turnover than the Trump Administration. PGP.

I wrote an angry email to my district’s government representative. PGP.

I work for a “work hard, play hard” company. PGP.

Realized at a high school grad party that I’m the drunk cousin. PGP.

My go-to drunk food place now knows my name and what I order. PGP.

Had a nightmare that I resigned the lease with my roommates. PGP.

Was at the office so long, I arrived healthy and left with a cold. PGP.

I threatened a group of teenagers that I would get them kicked out of the movie, if they didn’t be quiet. PGP.