Having a surplus of PTO and a shortage of funds to do anything with it. PGP.

Senior coworker is leaving to another team. I’m inheriting all of his responsibility and none of his pay. PGP.

Got docked an hour of PTO for leaving early Friday when everyone else was already gone. PGP.

Flirting with the HR girl has to be a trap. PGP.

Waiting to wash your hands because coworkers do dishes in the bathroom. PGP.

“The kiddos…” PGP.

Sent a department-wide email with a catastrophic typo. PGP.

An apple a day does not keep the doctor away. PGP.

Conversations over the cube wall. PGP.

Already planning for the raise I won’t be getting. PGP.