My top three bathrooms are all under construction.

Shamelessly watching The Masters at work because I can’t get promoted and won’t get fired.

Listening to my coworker use a Dremel at his desk. We work in finance. PGP.

My life is a typo. PGP.

My job is 100% fixing other people fucking up. PGP.

I thought losing my fantasy playoff matchup was depressing, then I showed up to work on Monday. PGP.

Some guy from another floor is washing his hair in our bathroom. PGP.

A new position in the department was opened just for me and I got declined before the interview. PGP.

Sometimes I just sit in the bathroom and think about life. PGP.

“Looks like you got some sun.” PGP.