Becoming addicted to non-addictive sleep aids. PGP.

Waking up so early for work that “Paid Programming” is still on every channel. PGP.

“This conversation doesn’t leave this office.” PGP.

Trying to answer the job interview question, “What is your greatest weakness?” by mentioning weaknesses that are non-essential to the job. PGP.

Stealing condiment packets from fast food restaurants. PGP.

Your boss being a complete ass every time he tries to quit smoking. PGP.

Being single and having married friends. PGP.

Finding out she has a kid after the second date. PGP.

Your only potted plant dying from a lack of sunlight reaching your cubicle. PGP.

Sarcastically telling your supervisor, “And that’s why they pay you the big bucks.” PGP.