I left my office wife.

Ok, this coming Monday, I am for real going to the gym.

Its only 12:00. On Monday.

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

Got a clothing iron for Christmas. PGP.

Having to scroll down to find your birth year when registering for stuff online. PGP.

Too poor for a girlfriend or a pet. Not busy at all. PGP.

Stress level and workload of a project manager. Pay of an intern. PGP.

Just got a raise. Still poor. PGP.

The most productive thing I did today was order American flag swim trunks for Labor Day. PGP.