You haven’t truly lived until you’ve been drunk 3 separate times in the same day. PGP

There’s a fine line between being underutilized and being unnecessary. I’m walking it. PGP.

Actually feeling disappointment when you have a quick bowel movement because you were looking forward to escaping for a while. PGP.

Pooping in peace should be a basic human right. PGP.

Pretty sure the homeless man selling newspapers outside my building works harder than I do on a daily basis. PGP.