1: “Can I say I worked through lunch so I can expense my lunch? Because I haven’t actually walked away from my desk.” 2: “No.” PGP.

“I have to leave for a doctor’s appointment, but this needs to be finished in an hour and I’m barely halfway through,” said my boss. PGP.

Turning into the sad soul who sends work emails at 9 p.m.

Adding tasks you’ve already completed to your to-do list so there’s something to cross off. PGP.