Sleeping on the couch because you’re too tired to make it to your bed. PGP.

Getting ready for bed as others are getting ready to go out. PGP.

Welcomed back from vacation with a full voicemail and 200 emails. PGP.

My fridge has more take out boxes than real food. PGP.

Daydreaming about happy hour during work, but being too tired to attend when five o’clock comes. PGP.

Your eyesight getting progressively worse with every hour you work. PGP.

Everyone in my department is at least twice my age. PGP.

Trying to fit in a quick workout during your lunch break. PGP.

Deciding against working out for fear of not being able to walk the next day. PGP.

When you realize that you consume more coffee than any other beverage, alcoholic or not. PGP.