I’m 26 and about as limber as the Washington Monument, so I’ve definitely thought about it, but there’s still no way I can get myself to step foot in a Dallas yoga studio.
God creates mammoths,
God destroys mammoths,
God creates man,
Man destroys God,
Man brings back mammoths,
Mammoths get ostracized by a bunch of elitist Asian elephants.
SITTING HERE FINISHING UP MY MORNING CONSTITUTION (i.e. pooping) THEN I’VE A FULL FUCKING DAY OF NEW PRODUCT SALES TRAINING. QUOTAS ARE GOING UP BUT SO ARE COMMISSION RATES SO IT’S TIME TO SELL BABY SELL!
Might treat myself to a personal pepperoni pizza at the American Airlines Center while watching the Mavs continue down the hamster wheel of mediocrity.
Bingo. A few times last year, we got front row tickets to the Frisco Roughriders for around $20. The $1 beers during the 6th inning was just icing on the cake.
Bingo. I’ve never understood the anxiety people get over their plans. Me and a buddy rounded up about 10 people, meeting at one of their apartments to watch the game and drink, then gonna head to a bar down the street after the ball drops. Simple, cheap, and not having to fight through any lines/crowds.
I’m sure Tiger is the reason a lot of us got interested in golf when we were growing up, and because of that, I usually pull for him. But I don’t see him recovering from “Mac Daddy Santa”.
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Johnathan’s in Bishop Arts is the best I’ve had in town.
I got $10 that Duda has that jacket.
I’m 26 and about as limber as the Washington Monument, so I’ve definitely thought about it, but there’s still no way I can get myself to step foot in a Dallas yoga studio.
God creates mammoths,
God destroys mammoths,
God creates man,
Man destroys God,
Man brings back mammoths,
Mammoths get ostracized by a bunch of elitist Asian elephants.
Surprised none of my Dallas brethren have mentioned Jenny Anchondo on FOX 4.
Varsity Blues all the way down at #9 is borderline offensive.
People need to go outside more.
Today is a good day.
SITTING HERE FINISHING UP MY MORNING CONSTITUTION (i.e. pooping) THEN I’VE A FULL FUCKING DAY OF NEW PRODUCT SALES TRAINING. QUOTAS ARE GOING UP BUT SO ARE COMMISSION RATES SO IT’S TIME TO SELL BABY SELL!
Did y’all close the deal to get these on Man Outfitters?
Not gonna lie. Just went though some old pictures of my dog when he was a pup.
Had a late lunch. Might just wind things down with a bowl of cereal.
Out of groceries. Dallas roads are a shitshow and Chipotle is closer than Kroger. The decision has been made.
Might treat myself to a personal pepperoni pizza at the American Airlines Center while watching the Mavs continue down the hamster wheel of mediocrity.
Bingo. A few times last year, we got front row tickets to the Frisco Roughriders for around $20. The $1 beers during the 6th inning was just icing on the cake.
His midfield passing has been described as “mighty, mighty”.
Bingo. I’ve never understood the anxiety people get over their plans. Me and a buddy rounded up about 10 people, meeting at one of their apartments to watch the game and drink, then gonna head to a bar down the street after the ball drops. Simple, cheap, and not having to fight through any lines/crowds.
I’m sure Tiger is the reason a lot of us got interested in golf when we were growing up, and because of that, I usually pull for him. But I don’t see him recovering from “Mac Daddy Santa”.
Agreed. But that’s probably because I blacked out and don’t remember how they ended.
Kim Jong Un not playing around.