I spent a total of about 53 seconds outside today. PGP.

I don’t know what I want to do with the rest of my life. PGP.

Using your current employer’s printer and scanner to send out your signed offer letter. PGP.

Couples who publicly celebrate monthiversaries, we’re not in middle school anymore. PGP.

At first I was optimistic. I soon became realistic, then indifferent, then apathetic. I’m beyond that now. There may be a word for it but I don’t care enough to look it up. PGP.