RecedingHairDontCare

#ceoproblems

Member Since 11/19/2013

The USMNT waiting to play until happy hour on Monday. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Both of my seperated parents with two seperate Netflix accounts both decided to cancel the same month. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Getting banned from multiple Chipotles for getting caught telling the cashier you got “half and half” when you really got double meat. PGP.

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So what you’re to telling me is that eating leftover Chipotle in bed on a Friday night isn’t turning up? PGP.

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This is your captain speaking. It’s looking bad. Engine’s blown. She’s…*looks at co-pilot* going down. *whole plane in unison* I’M YELLIN’ TIMBER! PGP.

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“I’m the Michael Jordan of throwing Vicodin everywhere.”

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5 Things I Learned from Living with Girls

Forgetting trash day. Every. Single. Time. PGP.

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Rehearsing your pitch for an Adderall prescription in the mirror. PGP.

Post Grad Problems