I have friends with initials of BS and KKK. Granted, the KKK person married into those initials, but still, her parents gave her the initials KK at birth to make it possible.
Would you prefer your fiancé take the following steps?
◾Step 1: Admit to yourself that you still have feelings for this girl.
◾Step 2: Choose the completely wrong moment to make a drunken move after hanging out at a strip club… and get shot down on purpose.
◾Step 3: Agree that you two don’t work, locking the door on any future you could have together, which will drive Robin nuts.
◾Step 4: Robin goes nuts.
◾Step 5: Find the person who annoys Robin most in the world and ask for her help. Explain everything to Patrice and hope she agrees to help.
◾Step 6: Check with your doctor about possible broken ribs.
◾Step 7: Pretend to be dating Patrice.
◾Step 8: Wait until Robin inevitably breaks into your place to find The Playbook and show it to Patrice, which you’ll monitor via the hidden cameras you have in your apartment.
◾Step 9: After Patrice “finds” The Playbook, have your first “big fight.”
◾Step 10: Prove your loyalty to Patrice by burning The Playbook, and actually burn it. You don’t need it anymore.
◾Step 11: Because your friends have no boundaries, they’ll inevitably have an intervention for Robin, which you’ll monitor via the hidden cameras you have in Marshall and Lily’s apartment.
◾Step 12: Tell only Ted about your plan to propose to Patrice.
◾Step 13: Wait and see if Ted tells Robin. And if he does, it means your best bro in the world has let go of Robin and has given you his blessing.
◾Step 14: Robin arrives at her favorite spot in the city and finds the secret final page of The Playbook… the last play you’ll ever run.
◾Step 15: Robin realizes she’s standing underneath mistletoe.
◾Step 16: Hope she says yes.
Mr. Hankey singing “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” was the only thing to get me in the holiday spirit the first Christmas after my parents got divorced. Yep, singing poop.
First some crazy “we got solicited by swingers” sex, now letting him tee up instead of choose wedding stuff? Is Will trying to make us actually LIKE Girl?!
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I have friends with initials of BS and KKK. Granted, the KKK person married into those initials, but still, her parents gave her the initials KK at birth to make it possible.
Huh. This was, obviously, supposed to be a reply to “The American Robin Scherbatsky.” Not sure why it posted as a new comment.
Would you prefer your fiancé take the following steps?
◾Step 1: Admit to yourself that you still have feelings for this girl.
◾Step 2: Choose the completely wrong moment to make a drunken move after hanging out at a strip club… and get shot down on purpose.
◾Step 3: Agree that you two don’t work, locking the door on any future you could have together, which will drive Robin nuts.
◾Step 4: Robin goes nuts.
◾Step 5: Find the person who annoys Robin most in the world and ask for her help. Explain everything to Patrice and hope she agrees to help.
◾Step 6: Check with your doctor about possible broken ribs.
◾Step 7: Pretend to be dating Patrice.
◾Step 8: Wait until Robin inevitably breaks into your place to find The Playbook and show it to Patrice, which you’ll monitor via the hidden cameras you have in your apartment.
◾Step 9: After Patrice “finds” The Playbook, have your first “big fight.”
◾Step 10: Prove your loyalty to Patrice by burning The Playbook, and actually burn it. You don’t need it anymore.
◾Step 11: Because your friends have no boundaries, they’ll inevitably have an intervention for Robin, which you’ll monitor via the hidden cameras you have in Marshall and Lily’s apartment.
◾Step 12: Tell only Ted about your plan to propose to Patrice.
◾Step 13: Wait and see if Ted tells Robin. And if he does, it means your best bro in the world has let go of Robin and has given you his blessing.
◾Step 14: Robin arrives at her favorite spot in the city and finds the secret final page of The Playbook… the last play you’ll ever run.
◾Step 15: Robin realizes she’s standing underneath mistletoe.
◾Step 16: Hope she says yes.
Holy hell.
Mr. Hankey singing “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” was the only thing to get me in the holiday spirit the first Christmas after my parents got divorced. Yep, singing poop.
Man, I could probably use some counseling, huh?
It doesn’t.
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You’ve got it backwards. Eric is on the wire, Alyssa will be the prime free agent getting free lobster dinners and keys to cities.
Or how cringingly accurate they are. A buddy of mine actually talked about JDate in his.
Sort of like Chronicles of Todd, but The Bridesmaid Diaries, or something.
First some crazy “we got solicited by swingers” sex, now letting him tee up instead of choose wedding stuff? Is Will trying to make us actually LIKE Girl?!
Well, when you have a face for radio and a voice for journalism, like, uh, some of us, you’re no “trophy” for anyone. Except maybe for Jigsaw…
Picture Lucille Bluth while reading Girl’s mom’s part. It makes it funnier, but still pretty terrifying.
Still want to see Ruger_Dern write some PGP stuff.
Even after he threw the swinging curveball in there?!?!
It’s a well known fact in the legal profession that, if you practice long enough, someone around you will get murdered. #RIPHarambe
Next week’s Episode will be titled “Things Girls Do After Graduation: ‘I’m Late.'”
Thinking of something busting through something and red liquid spilling…not the image I needed. Thanks Kool-Aid Man.