Commandeering the fancy desk chair of a senior coworker immediately after they leave the company. PGPM.

Wanting socks for Christmas. PGP.

Feeling hungover despite not drinking the night before. PGP.

Emails prefaced with “Action Required.” PGP.

Scheduling a “doctor’s appointment” during your Alma Mater’s midday NCAA tournament game.

When co-workers strike up a conversation in the bathroom.

Daylight savings time having no effect on leaving work before it’s dark out.

Reserving the conference room without windows to take a nap in. PGP.

Stacking your to-do list with menial tasks and feeling like a badass when crossing off “eat lunch” from said list. PGP.

Spending over an hour in your 15-minute morning catchup meeting. PGP.