Take night classes they said, accounting till 9:30 will be fun they said.

“Come see me Monday morning, we need to talk” – things my boss texts me at 11:45pm on a Sunday night.

Had a nightmare my credit score dropped a hundred points overnight.

I broke down and cried tears of joy when my parents offered to pay for new brake pads.

It’s my last day at work. I’m showing up two hours late just to clean out my desk and wave goodbye.

Freshman 20, post grad 30.

My paycheck Friday is already spoken for.

Just gave notice. I’ve never felt more alive.

Everyone assuming you’re hungover when you call in sick.

Ever growing job duties, ever stagnant pay.