New guy sends commanding emails in Comic Sans. I can’t bring myself to respond. PGP.

Got to the office 2 hours early to start working on my to-do list. Wifi is down. PGP.

My collection of conference lanyards and name tags pretty much sums up the extent of my social life. PGP.

Interview for a promotion last week. Received an email informing me HR will “reach out this week.” It’s now Friday. No word. PGP.

3 days since game day. Still hungover and sore. PGP.

Too young for the alumni tailgate, too old for the undergrad tailgate. PGP.

Corporate policy: if over 6 hours travel time, you may fly and get a hotel. Otherwise, employees must drive up and no hotel may be expensed. I live 5.5 hrs door to door to the region meeting next week. PGP.

Got sent on a two-week business trip. Hotel doesn’t have complimentary breakfast. PGP.