Externally appearing calm and professional, but internally thinking “please don’t let me shit myself” during an important meeting. PGP.

That awkward struggle when someone on the other side of a wooden door gets there at the same time as you do. PGP.

Not taking off your suit jacket all day because the only clean dress shirt you had was the one you left wrinkled on the floor for two weeks. PGP.

I put 100% into my job. 12% on Monday, 26% on Tuesday, 30% on Wednesday, 27% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday. PGP.

I only work hard at my cubicle because I want to have my own office one day so I can close the door and sleep. PGP.

The coworker who puts cheesy Clip Art in every report. PGP.

The year you stop getting money in birthday cards being the same year you need money more than ever. PGP.

Turn on desk lamp. Get headache. Turn off desk lamp. Can’t see. Repeat. PGP.

Bragging about how much sleep you got last night. PGP.