Hey, I laughed. I feel that. Sometimes you get a little too lit on a first date trying to mask your nerves. Looks like Fancy Man did, too. I drank like 7 IPAs on my first date with my current boyfriend and he stuck around, even after I kissed him with my hop-breath. There’s always hope. Good luck with the hangover!
*Currently hollering*
Yeah, good point, but spring break is the week after this shindig. It’s gotta happen.
My first thought was that T&C was wrong about your jacket and then I had myself a chuckle.
Honestly a masterpiece.
Haha. That’s phenomenal. To be fair, I am grossly negligent after I finish drinking all of this crappy wine.
Will, the photo for this article kinda looks like some girl hung herself after you criticized her distressed-jeans aesthetic.
Atta boy, Delph.
“Walt Disney World lookin’ ass house.” Gold.
Life imitates art, my friend.
I’ve heard those Bota Boxes are actually really good. Haven’t had a chance to try one yet, but it’s still early in the day.
Why are you so obsessed with me?
Glass Animals and Alt-J. Albeit, kind of weird, but good for a chill vibe.
Hey, I laughed. I feel that. Sometimes you get a little too lit on a first date trying to mask your nerves. Looks like Fancy Man did, too. I drank like 7 IPAs on my first date with my current boyfriend and he stuck around, even after I kissed him with my hop-breath. There’s always hope. Good luck with the hangover!
Sending back an El T margarita is probably a cardinal sin. Glad you ditched that goob. Gotta admit I prefer their Mexican martinis, though, don’t @ me
Oh no, no, no, big dawg. We can still go out to eat. We have to find happiness somewhere. Some of mine is found at Torchy’s Tacos.
Max, this was funny as hell.
Thankfully no one has straight up called me stupid as of yet, but trust that my experience has just been one big bitch slap regardless.
Good job, Delph. Ya did good, kid.
I’m actually from Texas, but I do NOT support the candy corn decision, so I will stay in the Oklahoma camp. This column gave me a chuckle. Good job
Hey man, I appreciate it. We’re all good. Have an upvote.