Had an attractive girl flirting with me at the gym last night. 100% sure she was underage. PGP.

Vendor keeps ignoring my request. PGP.

If I never have to hear the word “client” again, I’ll be fine. PGP.

Setting up my trust. I have no kids and I am unmarried. PGP.

Every time someone at work tells me a story, I want to just “honestly, I don’t give a fuck.”

That guy that comes into your office to small talk when you have headphones in. PGP

My credit score went down a point. PGP.

I put in maybe 3 hours of real work everyday. During my 3 month review, my manager described me as “professional, attentive, and a quick worker.” PGPM?

No toilet paper at home, gotta hold it till work. PGP.

Accidentally referred to myself as an alcoholic instead of a workaholic in a phone interview. At least I told the truth. PGP.