Went hiking on Saturday, still felt sore Wednesday. PGP.

Having friends that sell shit on facebook.

Brought my work laptop home intending to get caught up…never even took it out of my bag.

Today, LinkedIn asked me how I know my father.

Feeling a little depressed when you see a banner ad on postgradproblems.com for a back to school sale.

I will not check my work email before my vacation is over. I will not check my work email before my vacation is over. I will not…shit!

My personal hell involves having to listen to my coworkers humble brag about their children to each other.

I’m jealous of the swag the interns got.

I don’t always get a free lunch at work. But when I do, I eat until I hate myself.