Parker Jammstein

Stand-up comic. Soccer nerd. Water polo enthusiast. Eater of burritos. NY/NJ.

Member Since 01/18/2016

Lena Dunham Made A Hillary Clinton Music Video And It Sure Is Something
A Guy Who Used To Be in Blink-182 Sent Hillary Clinton's Campaign Emails About Aliens
I Stopped Giving A Shit At Work And I've Never Felt Better
I Quit Dating Apps So Now It's Back To Getting Rejected In Public
I Went Door To Door For Bernie Because I Don't Want My Girlfriend to Leave Me