Using a box of tissues as a napkin dispenser when eating at my desk.

Sometimes I just stare a blank Google page and shut my brain off for a couple minutes.

“Hey, how’s it going?” “Well, it’s going…”

My job forces me to use Internet Explorer.

My job makes me change my password every two weeks. PGP.

Can’t grow a beard but still have to shave everyday. PGP.

I have two sets of tupperware with similar but not matching lids and it’s slowly driving me insane. PGP.

I recognize all of the novelty license plates on my commute. PGP.

Last night I added wet dreams to my list of “Things I thought I’d stop having by now”, right next to acne. PGP.