Aspiring to be casually rich and office hot, while plugging away at an entry level job that promises a pension and good benefits because #compromise and idk maybe I’ll make enough to buy a fancy Japanese toilet.
I have a tendency to run away and/or move to foreign countries when life gets "too real" or I'm feeling restless. This has resulted in me being both single af and struggling to buy a studio apartment where my bed folds into a wall.
Champagne taste, sparkling water budget; so my 5 year plan is to marry money -and then ride out the alimony payments once he realizes what a nightmare I am.
I’ve already been avoiding mirrors. Just cant cancel the membership so I pay for my sparse attendance. Although that leads right into #2. I certainly am saving less money by paying membership to a gym I sometimes attend that’s down the street from my free gym at work.
My old branch (Chase) just had free coffee -and lollypops- just chillin in the Lobby, sometimes used to grab a drink without even using the ATM, pretty common for the area, was right outside my bus stop, loved it. That said if the fucking charged me I would’ve thrown a fit
I’m torn between hating that she’s being humanized but also kinda okay with it because apparently we have the same taste in PJs and Christmas trees. Although I doubt girl takes advantage of 50% off sales.
My parents named my sister Mary Jane without thinking it through and you best believe I still use her middle name when addressing her instead of just “Mary”. I also made her a shirt saying “Mary Jane is dope” for her to wear during her elementary school career
or one could argue are super smart. look hella dedicated while realistically not having to do much more than just show up. super low key day, and then you use actual time off for days that you’d have to do real work on.
8 hours is nothing I once had a 3 day delay (snowstorm in Canada). Lost luggage would trigger Scaries so bad. Hands down I’m taking the delay any time.
As someone who just bought a French vintage angel to sit atop my white light tree with 95% gold and bronze ornaments (5% sentimental and generally red) I feel personally attacked.
speaking as an older sister who’s constantly bailing out their younger sister (who never thinks through her decisions or understands finances) you don’t owe her shit. I mean you should’ve picked her up but she’s a fucking adult and she can take the over-priced uber, its not like she’s stranded. I’m just jealous you can put your foot down, I never can because I’d feel guilty af, and then because I get upset about constantly bailing her out I lecture her on it (she’s 24, an appropriate time to have your shit together) I feel like an asshole. If she has a habit of having you bail her out you 100% don’t owe her this, she needs to start thinking things through.
I’ve 100% always been a Miranda. Honestly Carrie was the worst. Just in general. She was also often a shitty friend and just horrible to Aiden. Yea, Miranda will rock an untrimmed ginger bush but she’s an Ivy League lawyer with shit to do. Samantha is also amazing, just less practical. I’m a Miranda wishing to channel my inner Samantha.
The characters from SATC (as well as the 4 Ninja turtles) actually do represent the major 4 personality types. So, it makes sense to pick a character to identify with.
This. The people who watch this are my mom, my aunts, my grandpa and my weird out of touch best friend (first year roommate who tbh we dont have much in common other than being drunken teenagers sharing a dorm for the first time) who things the Big Bang Theory is an example of hilarious comedy.
My blood was boiling at the housekeeper (what with her unemployment leaving her PLENTY of time to clean) and then took a turn and I actually felt bad for her when the coffee comment flew. What a rollercoaster of emotions.
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I’ve already been avoiding mirrors. Just cant cancel the membership so I pay for my sparse attendance. Although that leads right into #2. I certainly am saving less money by paying membership to a gym I sometimes attend that’s down the street from my free gym at work.
I’ll agree but also I know I’ve personally been calling it in at my job since December 21 and people in glass houses.
My old branch (Chase) just had free coffee -and lollypops- just chillin in the Lobby, sometimes used to grab a drink without even using the ATM, pretty common for the area, was right outside my bus stop, loved it. That said if the fucking charged me I would’ve thrown a fit
I’m torn between hating that she’s being humanized but also kinda okay with it because apparently we have the same taste in PJs and Christmas trees. Although I doubt girl takes advantage of 50% off sales.
My parents named my sister Mary Jane without thinking it through and you best believe I still use her middle name when addressing her instead of just “Mary”. I also made her a shirt saying “Mary Jane is dope” for her to wear during her elementary school career
Yikes. This is probably one of the only instances in my life where I’m thankful to be 31.
Caroline is my hero
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or one could argue are super smart. look hella dedicated while realistically not having to do much more than just show up. super low key day, and then you use actual time off for days that you’d have to do real work on.
8 hours is nothing I once had a 3 day delay (snowstorm in Canada). Lost luggage would trigger Scaries so bad. Hands down I’m taking the delay any time.
As someone who just bought a French vintage angel to sit atop my white light tree with 95% gold and bronze ornaments (5% sentimental and generally red) I feel personally attacked.
This is petty af and I 100% support this move
speaking as an older sister who’s constantly bailing out their younger sister (who never thinks through her decisions or understands finances) you don’t owe her shit. I mean you should’ve picked her up but she’s a fucking adult and she can take the over-priced uber, its not like she’s stranded. I’m just jealous you can put your foot down, I never can because I’d feel guilty af, and then because I get upset about constantly bailing her out I lecture her on it (she’s 24, an appropriate time to have your shit together) I feel like an asshole. If she has a habit of having you bail her out you 100% don’t owe her this, she needs to start thinking things through.
Of course she keeps her butter in the fridge.
The crossover we’ve all been waiting for
What’s wrong with Steve? He’s a cute bartender and adorable dad to Brady.
I’ve 100% always been a Miranda. Honestly Carrie was the worst. Just in general. She was also often a shitty friend and just horrible to Aiden. Yea, Miranda will rock an untrimmed ginger bush but she’s an Ivy League lawyer with shit to do. Samantha is also amazing, just less practical. I’m a Miranda wishing to channel my inner Samantha.
The characters from SATC (as well as the 4 Ninja turtles) actually do represent the major 4 personality types. So, it makes sense to pick a character to identify with.
This. The people who watch this are my mom, my aunts, my grandpa and my weird out of touch best friend (first year roommate who tbh we dont have much in common other than being drunken teenagers sharing a dorm for the first time) who things the Big Bang Theory is an example of hilarious comedy.
No.
My blood was boiling at the housekeeper (what with her unemployment leaving her PLENTY of time to clean) and then took a turn and I actually felt bad for her when the coffee comment flew. What a rollercoaster of emotions.