But what’s gonna happen when the grid goes off of us from a solar flare or a Chinese/Russian hacker? We’d all be in our cities and at bars and outside having to actually deal with each other and our bullshit. Have you talked to a stranger for more than 5 minutes? It’s mostly terrible. People are terrible and when we’re all in close proximity of each other with no distraction or escapism, things get real weird. People are cool in short bursts but too much of a good thing is a bad thing and there’s also too many people on this planet. We’re gonna have to kill off some of ya, sorry but we need a nuclear war to hit the reset button on humanity in order to fully connect and become one with nature lol
Dude, you gotta quit this week too. Go out on top because this is pretty much the peak. Out of that $160k in revenue, you’re most likely seeing less than 2.5% of that for yourself. Move to the forest and get good at survival. The rest of society will meet you there next year
Why are all these people so concerned with preserving a boring and mediocre lifestyle that’s completely outdated? “You should just work your life away for 10-12 years to afford a down payment on a house which will be less than 20% of the total value most likely since inflation and skyrocketing housing prices (never mind your outstanding debt you already have) just so you can become house poor for the next 30 and eat spaghetti with Ragu sauce and work a dead end Office job that destroys your soul as you try to tell your offspring that they can be whatever they want in life lol. Haven’t we learned anything yet? We keep repeating this retarded cycle of existence and then assholes like this try to shun everyone who doesn’t want to opt-in for the impending shittyness. I’ll buy my $5 nitro brew, save money for fun experiences, experiment with drugs, and still be fairly successful. Don’t care about typical “life events” because they are exactly that, events and events end really quickly
Well, since the divorce rate is over 60% for our age group already I say do whatever the fuck you want because it’s most likely going to end anyway. Ppl will probably average 2-3 marriages during their lives now and by the 3rd one it’s basically kiss and just be happy that someone gets to watch you die or vice versa. Throw in a random trip to Florida once and awhile and you’ve got yourself an average life!
My girlfriend got me a really nice candle. It says Ivy League on it so she knows my demographic really well. Harvard, Yale, Princeton, others…others I don’t know about. It smells wonderful and has a musky scent so it’s basically a mandle instead of a candle. Anyways, I lit it last night after getting home from the bar and fell asleep with it “on”? Good thing I have life insurance. The thing makes my corporate, uninspired life smell a little bit better and more bearable
Guys, our reality in terms of a dimensional perspective is all fake. I know this because I’ve seen what it’s like to die from doing DMT. We are simply vessels for the soul and since it’s 2017 given all the bullshit that has come to light, we are empty vessels at best. Love you!
I’m not married but Ive talked to enough married people/watched enough Investigation Discovery to be an outside expert on the topic. The best thing to do is to not buy a house, especially now that it’s a sellers market. Let all the Chinese/Saudi investors buy up all the real estate and then get yourselves an apartment because that limits your wife’s resources to sleep around since you won’t have a yard. Get an apartment at least 5 stories or more off the ground so the only back exit is via a balcony which would force homewreckers to commit suicide which would also free up traffic during rush hour and make the world a better place overall because there would be less shitty ppl.
Just think, you’ll have so much more time to furiously masterbate in the privacy of your own home/bang your wife but I already know that wives don’t bang unless it’s with the pool boy while you’re gone but then again you working from home creates a dynamic between her urge to sleep with minimally paid labor workers. You’re gonna have to plaster over your back door since that’s where all these dudes exit from when you get home. Hide all sharp objects and or projectile shooting objects and make sure you Have plenty of paper towels or socks near your desk. If you get fired, it will be done remotely too!
Had an exquisite weekend of good clean fun. No drugs, lots if family and friend time, went to a mall to buy a shirt from a respectable retailer (because face time is still important) I also did it to help our dying economy, I am now sitting in my cube pre-nitro brew getting time and I already want to go home. I fear that the urge to hang out with drugs is beginning to seep in due to the fact that this whole Office life thing utter garbage
Dilbert, I’ll be laying low tonight and drinking some Titio’s and pop waters, maybe get wild and sip on some hard ciders. You may think that’s pussy shit but I did LSD last weekend so I deserve to chill since my mind feels like it went to Nimbus 9 and back. Tomorrow I have a photo gig lined up and then I’m going to be a family man and chill with my girl’s family and then Sunday is MA’s day obv. Be safe everyone and don’t do dumb things and stuff
Oh yeah true, I didn’t even think about the whole time scale of birth. I’d be legit murdering myself at that point….I guess I can shut up and go to work for another 40 years. As you can see I’m very educated in birth things
I would go back to when my mom pushed me out of her vagina and punch myself in the face until I’m dead so I can prevent myself from going through all this boring bullshit we call adulthood. Yes, I just said I’d abort myself which is also self assisted suicide in a parallel dimension context….basically, I’m pro choice because no one can tell me what to do with my own body
I would just wait in the bathroom stall of his dressing room which is next to the bathroom stall that he does his business in (Steve Harvey seems like the type of guy who has 2 stalls in his personal bathroom) and then I’d just wait for him to sit down and then I’d politely ask from behind the stall wall “Hey Steve, you pooping over there? Are ya poopin’?” And then I’d laugh out loud like an insane person as I walk out with the only roll of toilet paper
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That actually sounds like a sick fucking life, man
But what’s gonna happen when the grid goes off of us from a solar flare or a Chinese/Russian hacker? We’d all be in our cities and at bars and outside having to actually deal with each other and our bullshit. Have you talked to a stranger for more than 5 minutes? It’s mostly terrible. People are terrible and when we’re all in close proximity of each other with no distraction or escapism, things get real weird. People are cool in short bursts but too much of a good thing is a bad thing and there’s also too many people on this planet. We’re gonna have to kill off some of ya, sorry but we need a nuclear war to hit the reset button on humanity in order to fully connect and become one with nature lol
Dude, you gotta quit this week too. Go out on top because this is pretty much the peak. Out of that $160k in revenue, you’re most likely seeing less than 2.5% of that for yourself. Move to the forest and get good at survival. The rest of society will meet you there next year
Why are all these people so concerned with preserving a boring and mediocre lifestyle that’s completely outdated? “You should just work your life away for 10-12 years to afford a down payment on a house which will be less than 20% of the total value most likely since inflation and skyrocketing housing prices (never mind your outstanding debt you already have) just so you can become house poor for the next 30 and eat spaghetti with Ragu sauce and work a dead end Office job that destroys your soul as you try to tell your offspring that they can be whatever they want in life lol. Haven’t we learned anything yet? We keep repeating this retarded cycle of existence and then assholes like this try to shun everyone who doesn’t want to opt-in for the impending shittyness. I’ll buy my $5 nitro brew, save money for fun experiences, experiment with drugs, and still be fairly successful. Don’t care about typical “life events” because they are exactly that, events and events end really quickly
Well, since the divorce rate is over 60% for our age group already I say do whatever the fuck you want because it’s most likely going to end anyway. Ppl will probably average 2-3 marriages during their lives now and by the 3rd one it’s basically kiss and just be happy that someone gets to watch you die or vice versa. Throw in a random trip to Florida once and awhile and you’ve got yourself an average life!
Are you a candle salesman? I’ll take all the mandles to hide the fact that I can’t grow a beard at 29
My girlfriend got me a really nice candle. It says Ivy League on it so she knows my demographic really well. Harvard, Yale, Princeton, others…others I don’t know about. It smells wonderful and has a musky scent so it’s basically a mandle instead of a candle. Anyways, I lit it last night after getting home from the bar and fell asleep with it “on”? Good thing I have life insurance. The thing makes my corporate, uninspired life smell a little bit better and more bearable
Guys, our reality in terms of a dimensional perspective is all fake. I know this because I’ve seen what it’s like to die from doing DMT. We are simply vessels for the soul and since it’s 2017 given all the bullshit that has come to light, we are empty vessels at best. Love you!
I’m not married but Ive talked to enough married people/watched enough Investigation Discovery to be an outside expert on the topic. The best thing to do is to not buy a house, especially now that it’s a sellers market. Let all the Chinese/Saudi investors buy up all the real estate and then get yourselves an apartment because that limits your wife’s resources to sleep around since you won’t have a yard. Get an apartment at least 5 stories or more off the ground so the only back exit is via a balcony which would force homewreckers to commit suicide which would also free up traffic during rush hour and make the world a better place overall because there would be less shitty ppl.
Just think, you’ll have so much more time to furiously masterbate in the privacy of your own home/bang your wife but I already know that wives don’t bang unless it’s with the pool boy while you’re gone but then again you working from home creates a dynamic between her urge to sleep with minimally paid labor workers. You’re gonna have to plaster over your back door since that’s where all these dudes exit from when you get home. Hide all sharp objects and or projectile shooting objects and make sure you Have plenty of paper towels or socks near your desk. If you get fired, it will be done remotely too!
I hope Boston treated you well
Had an exquisite weekend of good clean fun. No drugs, lots if family and friend time, went to a mall to buy a shirt from a respectable retailer (because face time is still important) I also did it to help our dying economy, I am now sitting in my cube pre-nitro brew getting time and I already want to go home. I fear that the urge to hang out with drugs is beginning to seep in due to the fact that this whole Office life thing utter garbage
Yay!
Dilbert, I’ll be laying low tonight and drinking some Titio’s and pop waters, maybe get wild and sip on some hard ciders. You may think that’s pussy shit but I did LSD last weekend so I deserve to chill since my mind feels like it went to Nimbus 9 and back. Tomorrow I have a photo gig lined up and then I’m going to be a family man and chill with my girl’s family and then Sunday is MA’s day obv. Be safe everyone and don’t do dumb things and stuff
Oh yeah true, I didn’t even think about the whole time scale of birth. I’d be legit murdering myself at that point….I guess I can shut up and go to work for another 40 years. As you can see I’m very educated in birth things
I would go back to when my mom pushed me out of her vagina and punch myself in the face until I’m dead so I can prevent myself from going through all this boring bullshit we call adulthood. Yes, I just said I’d abort myself which is also self assisted suicide in a parallel dimension context….basically, I’m pro choice because no one can tell me what to do with my own body
I would just wait in the bathroom stall of his dressing room which is next to the bathroom stall that he does his business in (Steve Harvey seems like the type of guy who has 2 stalls in his personal bathroom) and then I’d just wait for him to sit down and then I’d politely ask from behind the stall wall “Hey Steve, you pooping over there? Are ya poopin’?” And then I’d laugh out loud like an insane person as I walk out with the only roll of toilet paper
I work right outside of Natick, go to Noodle Barn in JP or Totto Ramen in Allston
Aw damn, enjoy Boston!
Hell yeah