just dump out your 401k and live the dream out there. that 401k is most likely gonna be gone when you go to try and collect it decades from now. the future is now, so live it. grow a bunch of pots and shoot salmon with a rifle and slap grizzly bears in hibernation and build massive bonfires just for yourself to get drunk next to. it will be the best things and stuff
Just offshore your own job for like $1 per hour and mange the people while you collect your salary without doing any work. Companies do this all the time, then put “vendor management”, “team leadership”, and “manages direct reports” on your resume and change your title to Director on Linked in and block your coworker’s from any and all activity on there then apply to better paying jobs
Usually most corporate stooges are all Politically Correctly jerking each other off with work compliments while simultaneously trying to stand each other in the back for a possible $10k salary bump…before taxes lol
Well I mean since we’re all getting fucked by the proverbial “man” each day….butstuff, age and sexual preference are universal. We’ve all done it even if we haven’t “tried” it lol
Hey man, I just want to reach out and let you know that nothing is that bad. I mean, it could always be worse. I mean, think of what would happen if we stumbled into a nuclear war. It wouldn’t take many detonations between 2 idiotic countries (or more) to cause a nuclear winter that would last 5-15 years, slowly killing off vegetation, animals, and humans in a viciously cold and dark way. The explosions are the last thing to worry about since those are more localized. Even if you make it out of the decade long winter, the soot and explosions would deteriorate the ozone layer causing a. Unclear summer for eternity and no ones gonna survive that shit. Talk about new beginnings lol
You should throw everyone off once in awhile and fire out a meme with weird quotes overlayed on photos of famous people who didn’t say them. Like:
“Yeezy’s are overpriced refugee-looking shoes for nuclear war survivors. Also, don’t work hard because everyone ends up in the same place no matter what”
Get TSA Pre-Check…..Also, avoid anywhere with families especially with small kids. They fuck up everything, including their own family. If you have a kid below 4 years old, leave them home so the rest of us can somewhat enjoy an already miserable experience. Can’t find a babysitter? Well, you don’t get to go on your little trip. Should have thought of that before selfishly making a carbon copy of yourself that’s just gonna fill up space in a cubicle and be dead inside when it grows up
Libra, today will be a day full of challenges but do not let these hurdles imbalance your chakra. Today is the 109th day that the moon has passed through Saturns gravitational influence without being obliterated. This means that you will catch a venereal disease from a very clever Taurus during the hollow threat of nuclear war. Oh Taurus, how the year of Saturn has waxed your influential powers.
Just get your weight loss tips from emaciated people with no food supply. Once we’ve destroyed our own, we’ll all be skinny winners for a very short amount of time!
IKEA is designed to destroy family units. That’s why their products are at a price point that suits a single man or women’s budget. The meatballs and the cinnabuns are a distraction to also fatten up and slow down the American population so that the Nordics can take over more easily with their Nordic-blonde alien superiors lol
The New World Candle Company: “our candles smell like perpetual debt, crushed up depression pills serenely floating in craft sour mash, and a propensity to desperately believe in anything that will wash away the crippling realizations of reality!”
Yeah, Chicagoans! Stop pooping in the fucking water. Poop in a toilet and then have it get flushed out into the water like everyone else. Some people want to swim in shit water on their summer weekends. Get it together!
If a fight breaks out, wait until the skirmish gets overwhelming and then subtly punch your CEO in the face. Chances are he’s not even a real person anymore anyway because he’s so corporately politicized so he probably won’t even feel it because if he made it that far in the business world, he has no feelings and would cut you out completely if it impacted the bottom line. Maybe it will be the first time he actually feels something and it wakes him up and he has a change of heart and then gives you the company to go pursue something meaningful or maybe he doesn’t and you go to jail or something. Either way, it’s still better than being stuck in middle class purgatory and sameness
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If Black Sabbath’s – Sabbath Bloody Sabbath isn’t being played then tell them you’re only paying them half or something
just dump out your 401k and live the dream out there. that 401k is most likely gonna be gone when you go to try and collect it decades from now. the future is now, so live it. grow a bunch of pots and shoot salmon with a rifle and slap grizzly bears in hibernation and build massive bonfires just for yourself to get drunk next to. it will be the best things and stuff
Cuck Everlasting
Great input, Will
Just offshore your own job for like $1 per hour and mange the people while you collect your salary without doing any work. Companies do this all the time, then put “vendor management”, “team leadership”, and “manages direct reports” on your resume and change your title to Director on Linked in and block your coworker’s from any and all activity on there then apply to better paying jobs
Usually most corporate stooges are all Politically Correctly jerking each other off with work compliments while simultaneously trying to stand each other in the back for a possible $10k salary bump…before taxes lol
Well I mean since we’re all getting fucked by the proverbial “man” each day….butstuff, age and sexual preference are universal. We’ve all done it even if we haven’t “tried” it lol
And bulldozer manufacturers and excavation companies for….stuff
Hey man, I just want to reach out and let you know that nothing is that bad. I mean, it could always be worse. I mean, think of what would happen if we stumbled into a nuclear war. It wouldn’t take many detonations between 2 idiotic countries (or more) to cause a nuclear winter that would last 5-15 years, slowly killing off vegetation, animals, and humans in a viciously cold and dark way. The explosions are the last thing to worry about since those are more localized. Even if you make it out of the decade long winter, the soot and explosions would deteriorate the ozone layer causing a. Unclear summer for eternity and no ones gonna survive that shit. Talk about new beginnings lol
You should throw everyone off once in awhile and fire out a meme with weird quotes overlayed on photos of famous people who didn’t say them. Like:
“Yeezy’s are overpriced refugee-looking shoes for nuclear war survivors. Also, don’t work hard because everyone ends up in the same place no matter what”
*Stoic photo of Abraham Lincoln*
Depends on what you’re hunting if ya know what I mean
Get TSA Pre-Check…..Also, avoid anywhere with families especially with small kids. They fuck up everything, including their own family. If you have a kid below 4 years old, leave them home so the rest of us can somewhat enjoy an already miserable experience. Can’t find a babysitter? Well, you don’t get to go on your little trip. Should have thought of that before selfishly making a carbon copy of yourself that’s just gonna fill up space in a cubicle and be dead inside when it grows up
Libra, today will be a day full of challenges but do not let these hurdles imbalance your chakra. Today is the 109th day that the moon has passed through Saturns gravitational influence without being obliterated. This means that you will catch a venereal disease from a very clever Taurus during the hollow threat of nuclear war. Oh Taurus, how the year of Saturn has waxed your influential powers.
Just get your weight loss tips from emaciated people with no food supply. Once we’ve destroyed our own, we’ll all be skinny winners for a very short amount of time!
Divide and conquer!!!!
IKEA is designed to destroy family units. That’s why their products are at a price point that suits a single man or women’s budget. The meatballs and the cinnabuns are a distraction to also fatten up and slow down the American population so that the Nordics can take over more easily with their Nordic-blonde alien superiors lol
Trick question. The only difference is it’s happening in every city and town in America
The New World Candle Company: “our candles smell like perpetual debt, crushed up depression pills serenely floating in craft sour mash, and a propensity to desperately believe in anything that will wash away the crippling realizations of reality!”
Yeah, Chicagoans! Stop pooping in the fucking water. Poop in a toilet and then have it get flushed out into the water like everyone else. Some people want to swim in shit water on their summer weekends. Get it together!
If a fight breaks out, wait until the skirmish gets overwhelming and then subtly punch your CEO in the face. Chances are he’s not even a real person anymore anyway because he’s so corporately politicized so he probably won’t even feel it because if he made it that far in the business world, he has no feelings and would cut you out completely if it impacted the bottom line. Maybe it will be the first time he actually feels something and it wakes him up and he has a change of heart and then gives you the company to go pursue something meaningful or maybe he doesn’t and you go to jail or something. Either way, it’s still better than being stuck in middle class purgatory and sameness