I went to a deli on my lunch break because I thought it would be quick. Spent over half my lunch hour waiting. PGP.

My boss told me I should look into “getting some ADD medicine.” I don’t think I should tell him that I just don’t care about work. PGP.

“So what are you giving up for Lent?” PGP.

I actually like my boss. It’s my coworkers that make me want to drive off a cliff daily. PGP.

Three day weekend, three days of rain, and I had a flat tire. Happy New Year to me. PGP.

Got in late for the first time in over a year. Coworker decided to break out the “Just get here when you can” comment. PGP.

Someone decided that it would be a good idea to take a shot after every Alabama touchdown. PGP.

Got stuck behind a school bus all the way to work today.

It has rained for the last three weekends.

I think my friends intentionally decide to get married during football season just to spite me.