I think he’s had that one in the bullpen for awhile now. I could see the relief in his eyes. Like he can finally move on to coming up with another comment over the next year.
My wife has a gluten allergy as well and we’re still getting used to it since she was diagnosed just a few months ago. There are some gluten free beers that aren’t terrible but as a whiskey/bourbon lover, definitely go with the latter. If you’re a sushi person, go buy gluten free soy sauce. Learned that one the hard way. Careful with noodles too. I’ve had gluten free mac and cheese and it was actually a pretty good alternative
Advertise
My personal favorite response to that question: “No we’re just looking. But where is (insert product name here)?”
“Oh I’m sorry there’s not a tag on this one.”
“So it must be free!”… No, Karen but I appreciate your originality.
Update: We have bartenders who are apparently former attorneys so they found a loophole. Now we have bottomless Bloody Marys
Shit. Forgot the comma
Running for Mayor Bill. Change starts from within
Same situation. “Are you sure this is what you want to do?” “No but that’s a real nice ski mask.”
50-year-old coworkers adding you as a friend. Even worse
Being in college when “The Facebook” was invented. PGP
That’s how I became an extra on The Walking Dead. Years of drunken practice waddling down the sidewalk in college
“Catholicism”
Hell Nope
Luckily my wife picked a couples’ costume that required me to wear a black long sleeve shirt, khakis, and tennis shoes.
I think he’s had that one in the bullpen for awhile now. I could see the relief in his eyes. Like he can finally move on to coming up with another comment over the next year.
Just added “Open to relocation” to my resume
In all seriousness, stay safe Jesus. Maybe take a walk later just to check on things.
My wife has a gluten allergy as well and we’re still getting used to it since she was diagnosed just a few months ago. There are some gluten free beers that aren’t terrible but as a whiskey/bourbon lover, definitely go with the latter. If you’re a sushi person, go buy gluten free soy sauce. Learned that one the hard way. Careful with noodles too. I’ve had gluten free mac and cheese and it was actually a pretty good alternative
Third Base is actually a sports bar in Austin. I’m sure they could use an expansion team in a top tier sports town like Boston though.
ChandlerBingProblem
Covered that topic. No kids are coming. It’s the parents I don’t mind buying the booze for.
Furthermore, she will be the person that doesn’t buy a gift.