“Are you going anywhere for Christmas?” PGP.

Not a work wife, not yet a work mom. PGP.

The increase of my FICO score has been the only highlight of 2017. PGP.

Week 5 at the new job. Already fed up with unnecessary office drama. Decided to give my two weeks. PGP.

Got super drunk on my Day 4 at new job. Threw up on my way in on Day 5. PGP.

Day 2 at my new job. Accidentally set my brand new key card on fire. PGP.

My company is “encouraging” us to join the Workplace by Facebook and share our lives at work. PGP.

Googling “how to get a job offer back after declining it?” PGP.

“Did you ever leave last night?” PGP.

“Where’s your green?” PGP.