“Oh, I have a grandson your age.” PGP.

Our office blocked ESPN for the rest of the World Cup. PGP.

1: “You watch the game last night?” 2: “Which one?” PGP.

They switch the office door code every 2 hours. PGP.

Your manager sending out a team-wide passive aggressive email clearly aimed at you. PGP.

Taking frequent bathroom breaks to go huff the freshly painted hallways. PGP.

Spending more time in traffic than doing actual work in the office. PGP.