Mike_Honcho

New Orleans

Member Since 07/30/2013

Pretending something’s wrong with my computer so I can restart it and not be expected to do anything for a couple minutes.

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The office printer just got moved 50ft down the hall. Looks like I have a spring break weight loss plan after all. #PGP

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Finally understanding the real meaning of “everybody’s working for the weekend”

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The words “Spring Break” no longer excite me. Now they just make me dread the possibility of having a daughter. #PGP

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“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” PGP

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Doing your morning routine the night before, not to be efficient, but to wake up as late as humanly possible.

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The laughter that follows after telling a coworker what you actually majored in college.

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All your best tweets going to your drafts to die cuz you’re paranoid the offensive content will get you fired

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Sent to HR because I can’t responsibly accept my team being eliminated in the bracket. PGP.

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Turns out 9 to 5 is just an expression

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