I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

The Workday Doesn’t Start Until I Take A Dump
A Salute To The First Drink Of The Weekend
I Have A Huge Head
If It's Not From Jersey Or NYC, Your Pizza Probably Sucks
Leftovers Make The World Go Round
Thoughts From A Guy That Gave His Two-Weeks’ Notice
Your 2017 Girl Scout Cookie Rankings
Getting Older Has Made Me Soft
What Do You Do When You Lose Your Group's Glue?
I'm A Bad Influence On Older People