I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

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Please Stop Appropriating Meat
Why Do People Still Hate On Hockey?
Double Monitor Life: A Love Story
Every Lesson I’ve Ever Learned Was The Hard Way
What I'd Be Doing If I Never Finished College
Please Stop Asking Me When I’m Having Kids
Go Watch Your Heroes Before They're All Gone
We Aren’t Really Friends Unless We Roast Each Other