Put in my two weeks notice and got a hefty raise and promotion instead. I still want to quit. PGP.

Pretending you didn’t see you were tagged in the ice bucket challenge because you’re to poor to donate. PGP.

Taking the stairs to avoid awkward elevator conversations. PGP.

Even the 600 pound woman on this shitty Netflix documentary is married. PGP.

Placing bets on what time the boss will sneak out on Friday. PGP.

Hearing a random coworker’s shitty desk-side drum solo. PGP.

Keeping your music low so you can hear if someone is approaching your desk. PGP.

The woman in the stall next to me is pumping breast milk. PGP.