I mentioned to my parents that I take toilet paper from hotels during business trips and now they’re convinced I’m having money trouble. PGP.

Stuck in the lab while the lady who cleans our office yells at her daughter over the phone. PGP.

Officially old today as I checked the 25-34 age category instead of the 18-24. PGP.

Nothing kills a buzz faster than finding out you don’t have President’s Day off at 6 p.m. on Sunday. PGP.

The only company not taking today off. PGP.

Refusing to read the “best jobs of 2017” articles because they make me too depressed. PGP.

I take the stairs to avoid my coworkers. PGP.

Opened underwear from my deployed boyfriend that said “sexually deprived for your freedom” in front of my super conservative parents and grandparents. Merry Christmas. PGP.